Last week when I joined the Stunner of the Month club (where I will get a new pair of stunner shades sent to my apartment every month), I officially entered a new phase in my life. From now on I will be cooler, faster, more popular, funnier and my game will undoubtedly take a step up. Basically I am a stunner (well, I will be when my glasses arrive around the 15th of each month). I will eventually be so cool that even when the sun goes down I will still have to wear my shades, just because I am that rad. Some people may laugh, but they will wish they were as cool as I am with my stunner shades on.
In addition, I will probably be using some words and/or phrases that you aren't used to including ballin', thang and bro. I may also be calling you names like guy, dude, homie and playa pimp. When you ask me why I am wearing my sunglasses at night I will most likely respond by saying, "Cause my future looks so bright!" or something to the effect of "I'm just livin' large." I will also be filling my iPod shuffle with one song, and one song only: "Number one stunna"
As a treat to my readers I will also be posting a photo of me wearing my new shades every month - just so you can see how cool I look.
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wait a second. WHERE DO I SIGN UP!!!????
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